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15th
11:13 am: "Your robot reminds me of you. When you tell it to take out the trash, it watches reruns of Firefly"
06:25 pm: "But she was all NAKED and ARTICULATE!" - 2 comments
17th
10:46 pm: "Are alcoholism and destruction of property really things we associate with the Irish?"
26th
01:39 pm: "I accidentally dialed 911, but I was too embarrassed to admit it, so I set the house on fire." - 1 comment
27th
10:27 pm: "Movie trailers are often narrated by a 7ft-tall man who's been smoking cigarettes since childhood." - 1 comment
28th
11:03 pm: "Do I need to get a warrant on God?"