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4th
11:01 pm: "Did you know our basic cable came with lesbian porn?" - 2 comments
8th
08:57 pm: "My mom thought cash and candy were crass, so each tooth was replaced with a thoughtful note." - 2 comments
12th
02:58 am: "The government gave me bad hair!"
15th
12:35 pm: "Shut up. You'll miss the humorous conclusion."
24th
02:10 am: "Who would notice those lies with all the other lies flying around like little monkeys???" - 4 comments